FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

Dec 6, 2009 · Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't …

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Jan 25, 2024 · FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned …

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Jan 27, 2026 · Today, I’m a recent immigrant and finally felt confident enough to make a joke at work in my second language. During a meeting, I meant to say, “This deadline is tight,” but I said, “This …

Jan 1, 2022 · Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out …

By Craptastic - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart.