It’s honestly hilarious how my girlfriend never wants to play around in the snow.

I’m honestly a little jealous of the bond my girlfriend has with her dog.

I genuinely can’t believe I actually ran into her — the girl of my dreams.

I’m the bad guy?? Last time I’m ever gonna be nice to that girl…

I was never the popular one or the one with too many friends honestly.

There’s something deeply intimate about a wife cooking for her husband.

I was just trying to help this poor girl out but was I seeing what I thought I saw??

I genuinely think it’s so disrespectful to wake someone up like that.

Yall asked for a different angle of my angel!

I was literally just trying to show her how to solve one math problem.

I know I throw like a girl — sorry, physics and I have beef.

It’s no secret that I like to talk a BIG game online.